super shitty tuesday :(

 

Rothaus “Tannenzäpfle", an eastern german *cult* beer I discovered among my unopened birthday gifts =]

 

heading to Madrid on the worlds most dangerous airline.. If you don't hear from me again, they definitely screwed up, AGAIN >:'(

 

your momma's so FAT, she googled her ass..and then, google *broke*!! =/

 

ocean cruising @ the canary islands

 

for now, I seriously suck at body boarding..but i'm a painfully persistent loser.. so I'm afraid there's no stopping me! >)

   
 

note to self: sand drawings are instant chick repellents. Stop drawing immEDIATELY!! >:/

 

sun and beach @playa del ingles, gran canaria =)

 

loudest 3 hour flight *EVER* ..if I see that monster kid again, I'm going to feed him a sock! :(

 

women, children and horses...